MY MORNING IN A NUTSHELL...

Running late…

Swallowed breakfast with a spoon

One shoe…one missing….decided to leave in house

Get to car see missing shoe

Run inside get shoe

Place debit card on car

Throw shoe in car leave house

Get on bailey and realize card on car

Turn around go home

Get mati out and walk the street

Find card

Put her back in car seat

10 minutes late

Get to daycare

Run in …the parking lot is full of cars

Make her bed throw her shit on the shelves

Realize I forgot binky

Tell her bye bye

Put bag up

Call mom to go by house and take her …her pacifier

Stop on the way and get coke and donut ( much needed)...

Get to work and realize I didn’t get her food out

Call daycare

Now off to work...